Fugly Creature Invades Native Reserve

This is one fugly looking creature  has washed ashore on a native reserve in Big Trout Lake, ON. This furry thing was found in a lake on the Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug (try pronouncing that) reserve. Nobody really knows what it is but the local natives believe that it is a bad omen to see it and they refer to it as “the ugly one” which I totally agree with. Here’s a few more pictures of the foot long creature.

Ugly Creature Big Trout Lake

Ugly Creature

I don’t know about you guys but I’m reminded of the Never Ending Story.

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[Source: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug]

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Eddie is a writer covering men's lifestyle topics for Unfinished Man. With a business degree and passion for writing, he provides reviews on the latest cars, gadgets, and other interests for today's man. Eddie crafts entertaining and informative articles aimed at helping readers live their best lives.

5 comments on “Fugly Creature Invades Native Reserve”

  1. KIT-CHEN-OOH-MAY-KOO-SIB IN-I-NOO-WUG

    Maybe it’s the dead infant of some sub-species of mole people.
    Or the offspring child of a pig , and a wookie..

    For all we know it could have ferried children accross untold landscapes, In a story that claims to be “Neverending” (How does a “Neverending” Story logically warrent a sequil anyways?)

    We need to find a live one so we can beat it to death for answers.

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  2. KIT-CHEN-OOH-MAY-KOO-SIB IN-I-NOO-WUG

    Maybe it’s the dead infant of some sub-species of mole people.
    Or the offspring child of a pig , and a wookie..

    For all we know it could have ferried children accross untold landscapes, In a story that claims to be “Neverending” (How does a “Neverending” Story logically warrent a sequil anyways?)

    We need to find a live one so we can beat it to death for answers.

    Reply
  3. Yes indeed Aron, Unfinished Man has gathered a few scientists from around to world to find these mysterious creatures. Once we find one, we’ll make sure you get the first “go” at the creature 🙂

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  4. Yes indeed Aron, Unfinished Man has gathered a few scientists from around to world to find these mysterious creatures. Once we find one, we’ll make sure you get the first “go” at the creature 🙂

    Reply
  5. KIT-CHEN-OOH-MAY-KOO-SIB IN-I-NOO-WUG

    Maybe it’s the dead infant of some sub-species of mole people.
    Or the offspring child of a pig , and a wookie..

    For all we know it could have ferried children accross untold landscapes, In a story that claims to be “Neverending” (How does a “Neverending” Story logically warrent a sequil anyways?)

    We need to find a live one so we can beat it to death for answers.

    Reply

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