What A Bollywood Song Sounds Like To A Westerner

I have always wondered what they talk about in Indian songs; there are songs with subtitles but most of the time they don’t really make sense.  None of the subtitles have been as awesome as what you’re about to see below, the song is not translated but rather a humorous take on what the (Tamil) words sound like in English.  I’ve heard this video has been around for a while, this is the first time I’ve seen it and find it extremely entertaining!

OOOOOooooouuuuuuuuuuuUUUAAAAAAooooooEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee….

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!

Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!

You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

Have you been high today?

I see the nuns are gay!

My brother yelled to me…

I love you inside Ed!

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!

Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

I told a high school girl,

I love you inside me!

I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!

I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!

OOOOOooooouuuuuuuuuuuUUUAAAAAAooooooEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee….

You fill me up with doom.

Quit looking up at me.

You got a minute girl?

The puppy had a fee!

Don’t think I do love her

We’re looking in a pill

We’re looking in a pill

All of them like the bun!

Now poop on them Oliver!

You know the hole to put it!

Just sing it!

You love me!

Your pundit got armor!

You send me…offended…You know the hole to put it!

Just sing it!

You love me!

Your pundit got armor!

Who put the goat in there?

The yellow goat I ate!

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!

Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

(I like to swim in it!)  (I like to swim in it!)

(I like to swim in his!)

(beeeeeeeejaaaaaaaayyyy!)

OOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo….

A nerd to punk a nerd

I’m bleeding fucking A!

That stuff is pink colored!

Some day I sell DNA!

This boar ain’t very cool!

You need a Hindi yew!

Get into Seattle

I’ll lay a friend of yours!

I fought a barber man!

We know what’s in butter rum!

A jet pack…operation…

Send him the crazy Hindu!

Whatever! My Sadist!

All baked and cooked alive!

I lick you…Belinda…

The ninja made a movement.

Tell Donna…no collar….

I’ll do what body loves!

I put papaya there.

You love me inside there!

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!

Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

Anybody need this sign?  Benny Lava!

You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

Have you been high today?

I love you inside me!

OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo….