We really like normal stuff that looks like weapons; we also really like normal stuff that looks like guns. Finally, we can round out the threatening nature of our everyday lives with this killer machete ruler by Pale Horse Design. I feel like keeping this laser engraved bad boy on the edge of your desk would really cut down on the amount of assholes wandering into your office asking about TPS reports.
Pale Horse Machete Ruler- Somebody’s Got a Case of the Murderous Mondays
The precision of the laser engraving is amazing- the edge, rivet and handle detailing are all top notch and really make me want to flail around at my plants rather than do any practical measuring tasks. I’m actually a big fan of the Pale Horse logo as well, because the typography is gorgeous…but mostly because it gives me an excuse to roll at someone on my desk chair brandishing my machete ruler, screaming “behold, before you is a pale horse, and on it sits Death!” These wooden rulers are limited edition (however many that may mean) and are $20, which is a pretty decent price for such an oddball yet high quality gift. Each machete ruler comes in a nice gift box/sheath, and you can buy them here at the Pale Horse store, along with laser engraved wooden nun-chucks and Jesus in a luchador mask vigil candles.
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