You may have heard of a terrible reinvention of the blanket- it’s called the Snuggie, and lazy, couch ridden slobs everywhere love it. Have you ever wanted to be able to have sex without leaving the comfort of your ratty Green Bay Packers fleece? No problem- check out the Snuggie Sutra and enjoy the best a piece of fabric with a couple of holes in it has to offer. Here our some of our favorites:
The Warm and Snuggie: You both get in the Snuggie together. The Snuggie can go either way, maybe you can convince her to do the same.The Tablecloth: She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It's just not a holiday without stuffing.
The Papoose: He wears the Snuggie on his back and gathers it around her as he carries her. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to carry anywhere, but right here seems just fine.The Sniper Team: She lies on her belly; he wears the Snuggie on his back and covers her. She calls the shot, and he takes aim and fires. Don't worry about the recoil.The Cuddly Puppy: The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her. She feels warm and cozy like Grandma's house, but still knows who her daddy is.The Surprise Guest: He wears the Snuggie around his calves and drapes the remainder on the floor. Keep her knees comfortable while she's on your hard wood.The Amish Curtain: Clip the Snuggie onto your clothesline. He lines up with one of the sleeves, and she does the same, so that you can make love without ever gazing upon each other's dirty, shameful nakedness. Barns won't be the only thing getting raised.
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