I’m the type of man that likes a little bit of sophistication to the movies I watch, and the music I listen to. There’s something immensely satisfying about experiencing something that takes a little bit of thought and interpretation.
That’s why I’ve had to think long and hard about this fan video for Wakanada by Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike. You see, this music video has neither sophistication or need of any interpretation The creators just sort of let it all hang out, and the results are, well… booty filled.
Wait, is that her… Wakanada?
I had never heard of either Mr. Vegas or Mr. Mike, so I looked them up, hoping to get a glimpse into their lives, and perhaps a better grip on what a “Wakanada” really is.
Unfortunately they both seem like tremendous douchebags, and I’m not closer to figuring out what a Wakanada is (though I’m assuming it involves a person’s lady parts and wacking it), but hey, at least the video is full of semi-clothed writhing women?
Well, that certainly was a thing wasn’t it? I’m almost ashamed to say I watched the entire thing, despite the bland and uninteresting music. Thankfully, I’m guessing that you did much the same, so we can ride that shame train together as friends, though not too friendly given the content of the video.
I mean seriously, I swear there are moments where you can see one of the dancers anu… underwear, rather. It’s like, right there… flexing like a dog’s rubbery opening on a cold day. Terrifying and mesmerizing at the same time.
Definition of Wakanada
Now that we’re done watching that, I’ve got a question: what do YOU think Wakanada means? Or rather, if you had to come up with your own definition, what exactly would it be? Share it in the comments below and let’s talk about it. After we’ve come up with a few together, I’ll Photoshop them into “reality” and we can all laugh at my terrible image editing skills.
These women are stick thin and almost anorexic – they need to eat a few more pies. Damned atrocious dirge too, music my arse!
The music is horrific, and yeah, they could use some food.
Yep, Definitely nice girls and better looking than me but need a few curves. Bones sticking out all over the place is not a sexy look unless you happen to be a stick insect.
Tell you what, since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll go a few rounds with each of them and let you know how it all went to test my “fear of breaking them because they’re a bit boney” theory.
That cool? Good. Send the phone numbers and I’ll give the poor lasses a ring to tell them the good news.
All in the name of science. And horn.
Haha, I’ll see what I can work out. 😛