There are two places where I can block out the rest of the world and get lost in deep thought. The first place is in my bed and the second place is on the can. Sometimes I even forget to use the washroom because I just sit there, stare at the wall, and just….think. But this article is not about best places to get lost in deep thought, it’s about wiping our asses. I only mentioned that because the bathroom is one of my most favorite places to kick back and relax. And now, my bathroom experience is about to get even more comfortable and cleaner.
The Dollar Shave Club, a club where men get sweet ass deals on razor blades, now has a new product called One Wipe Charlies. The viscose rayon wipes are flushable and biodegradable.This is a product that I have been trying to find for ages. Growing up and to this day, I use water to wash myself off after doing “number one” or “number two” (bidet). And because I’m not used to relying solely on toilet paper, I really dislike using public washrooms. And carrying wet toilet paper into the stalls just looks awkward. The selling point for me is the flushability of this product. Their promo video isn’t all that bad either. Have a look below.
One Wipe Charlies – Extract The Bad Guy With Speed & Precision
One Wipe Charlies only cost $4 for a 40-wipe back. Only ten cents to get a soothing, calming, and refreshing ass with a hint of peppermint? Sign me up! That’s a pretty cool deal but there is one catch, in order to get that price you have to be signed up for a Dollar Shave Club package. That’s not a big deal because these guys offer razor blades starting at only $1. And while you’re here, why not check out their Shaving video as well? It’s funny and has been viewed over 10 million times.
Blades Are F***ing Great
Seriously! Who the funk gets hung up on the state of their ass after a dump?!? Freud would undoubtedly say that your Oedipus Complex is surfacing and that you really crave your mom to still wipe your bottom for you with moist baby wipes! 😉