You’ve got the rippling abs, the fancy personal trainer, the luxury car and the kind of house that could make Richard Branson jealous – but you don’t have the style to match.
Indeed, it looks more like you’re wearing your clothes for a bet. And your personal hygiene has the unique scent of a tramp in a bin.
It’s time to make a change. How are you going to nab the Angelina Jolie-alike of your dreams without a keen sense of fashion?
You may not be Gerard Butler, but follow these tips and you can come close.
Love a laser beam
Lasers! You mean the kind that Bond escapes from at regular intervals? No. You mean the kind that can give you great, hairless skin? Bingo!
Laser hair removal is perfect for the gent who looks like a husky dog if they don’t shave enough. After six pain-free sessions, the root of follicles will be scythed off, giving you smooth skin that a razor couldn’t match.
Whether it’s on your follicle-ridden face, hairy back or rug-like chest, laser hair removal will make your skin smooth. It really is the best a man can get.
The suits of Savile Row
Savile Row, the best bespoke tailors in the world, has quite the reputation. A two-piece suit from one of their shops will see your wallet convulsing with fear.
But you needn’t suffer from financial palpitations for a great suit. Even supermarkets like Tesco can get you a great outfit for under £100 – and no one will know the difference.
The huge brands people latch onto are nothing more than myths. So, when you’re picking up your latest tux, don’t shell out an arm and a leg.
Eat your greens
Does your weekend consist of a Domino’s pizza, a few cans of Stella and a major league binge of Match of the Day? Then your pasty face and pallid skin has a pretty obvious root cause.
Like a modern-day Schwarzenegger, it’s time to get buff and eat healthy. Pack in plenty of protein, fruit and veg and get exercising.
For those ideal abs, start by lifting weights for concentrated periods of time, and couple this with stomach crunches.
However, if you’re looking to fit into skinny jeans, you’ll have to take a different tact. Go jogging regularly, at least once every two days – all while still eating superfoods – and the weight will fall off you like leaves falling off a tree.
Know your niche
Whether they realise it or not, everyone is attracted to their niches – so you’ve got to dress to find your perfect match.
You might be searching for a rock chick, a leggy blonde supermodel or a doldrums goth. No matter who it is, you’re dressing to impress them and no one else. Make the effort and you’ll be a success.
