Assassin’s Creed: Unity is coming out in just a few weeks. It may just be the most anticipated title in the franchise’s history, and you can be sure that Ubisoft will release trailer after trailer to get gamers even more excited.
Apparently they’re even advertising on TV! This “cinematic trailer” you’re about to watch was actually released as a TV Spot, though in what regions I couldn’t tell you. My guess is the United Kingdom, but perhaps one of you know something that I don’t. In any case, have a watch and let me know what you think.
Every moment of this trailer made me think, I hope they have good life insurance. Not because of the violence, but because these people seem unable to stop throwing themselves off of buildings.
Alright, so… seriously, did you see some of those flips they did off the top of buildings? I know this is an Assassin’s Creed game, but sometimes I think these guys really have no concept of what a human body can withstand. You can’t even pretend that these guys are just skilled.
I would love to see someone do a parody of this where the assassins are all dying from the 6 story impacts with the ground, or slicing themselves to pieces as they smash through windows as if they were made of sugar.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the crying child. WAH WAH WAH, I MAY DIE IN A HAIL OF GUNFIRE. Cry me a river.
Assassin’s Creed: Unity comes out for those sorry excuses Sony and Microsoft are calling Next Gen consoles, as well as PC… the one true platform. Let’s just hope they put more care into this PC port than they did with Watch Dogs.
