Celebrity Make Unders: Bringing Stars Down To Earth
In general we don’t post a lot of celebrity stuff, because most of the time, who gives even the slightest of craps? Since popular celebrities are rarely doing anything useful or beneficial (or the ones who are just aren’t considered cool enough to be tabloid fodder) we’re happy to let other bloggers keep you up to date on what drug addled starlets are wearing. However, sometimes it’s worth it to acknowledge their existence through humor- in this case, it’s hilarious celebrity make unders that will have you doing a double take, and then instantly feeling better about yourself. Mediocrity after the jump!
Celebrity Make Unders: OH GOD MY EYES
After realizing that the only way to keep her famous posterior was to eat nothing but fried foods, Nikki Minaj moved to the deep south, married an extremist religious pastor, and spent the rest of her days testing out a miracle batter to deep fry anything. She continued taking awkward glamour photos for the remainder of her life, keeping in line with her ‘trophy wife’ status.
It actually took a few seconds for my brain to register some of these as Photoshops; since I’m not a huge follower of celebrity cult, I could actually picture many of these stars letting themselves go a bit with these results. However, since it’s not nice to wish failure on others, we get the best of both worlds with hilarious pictures and no damage done to the shiny perfection that is most of these celebs’ images. Enjoy the absurdity and creativity of one man’s quest to make the stars “just like us!”
In a bizarre twist of fate, Lindsay Lohan found herself spiraling into a real life version of Freaky Friday, becoming trapped in Elizabeth Taylor’s aging body. No one noticed.With the way that the media portrays Jennifer Aniston as a unlovable crazy cat lady spinster, I actually figured this could be a real image. No one would blame her for giving up at this point.“Staying Up Past 8pm With the Kardashians”Miley Cyrus and Rihanna’s professional jacket photos from their respective self help books, “Daddy Knows Best” and “Respecting Yourself As A Modern Woman”The most beautiful couples in the world start a shocking new trend: taking care of your own children without a football team of butlers and nannies. Later regarded as one of the biggest mistakes of all time.In a bid to escape the crushing breakup with her 25 year old backup dancer lover and a string of other bizarre, horrific failures of relationships, Jennifer Lopez goes incognito by embracing her inner masculinity.In an effort to spend the rest of their days apologizing to their child for the name Blue Ivy, Beyonce and Jay Z overcompensate by becoming the worst parents ever.
These terrible abominations were produced by Danny Evans, and you can keep up with his weekly Frankenstein celebrity make unders at his Facebook page, Planet Hiltron.
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i think these are genius…..love it. u made them look so real!! wow…impressive. it is not a bad thing to any naysayers…it is all in the name of fun. I am sure the celebrities would even get a kick out of seeing themselves!! great job
You stole most of these from people.com
more like “People” borrowed them from Danny Evans
i think these are genius…..love it. u made them look so real!! wow…impressive. it is not a bad thing to any naysayers…it is all in the name of fun. I am sure the celebrities would even get a kick out of seeing themselves!! great job