Emotionless Guy on Slingshot Ride Set to Simon & Garfunkel’s ‘The Sound of Silence’

I’ve never really enjoyed roller coasters or even rides in general. I know they’re supposed to be fun… they’re supposed to make a person feel happy and light and child-like. Sadly, the only thing I feel is uncomfortable at best and extremely nauseous at worst. That’s why I can empathize with this guy.

Many people have said that he’s a man completely without emotion, but I know better: he’s just burying it down deep to hide his true feelings. Under that thin veneer of tranquility is an ocean of anxiety and nausea. Here, see what I mean…

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Don’t be fooled, this man is suffering. Simon & Garfunkel’s ‘The Sound of Silence’ is the perfect soundtrack to such a somber video. Emotionless Guy, whoever you are… my heart is with you. May your days be long and your nights free of slingshot rides.

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Chad is the co-founder of Unfinished Man, a leading men's lifestyle site. He provides straightforward advice on fashion, tech, and relationships based on his own experiences and product tests. Chad's relaxed flair makes him the site's accessible expert for savvy young professionals seeking trustworthy recommendations on living well.

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