Everybody likes butts. Everybody’s got a butt. Butts are one of the most important unions of fat and tissue on your body. They go everywhere you go. Without your butt, where would you be? So it’s about time you gave something back to your butt. After all, you drag it out of bed every morning, pull it along on some boring commute, plop it down at an office chair all day, then sit it on the couch in front of TV at night before you do the whole thing over again. Your butt doesn’t get a lot of say in the deal, and it can suffer from personal image issues. This is why it may be time to buy your butt a present.
The Honda CB series is a trusted line of motorcycles proven to give your butt something to smile about. Motorcycles take the boring morning commute and turn it into something sexy. What’s more, you aren’t limited to the trip to work, you and your butt can go anywhere you want aboard a Honda CB motorcycle. This year, you’ll have two to choose from: the Honda Cbr300R and CB300F. Both start at lower than $4000, and they’ll both serve to saddle your sit-biscuit in a new adventure seat, making it sexier to members of the opposite sex all the while.
If you’ve never owned a motorcycle before, do not fear. At learntoride.honda.com, Honda’s got you taken care of. They’ll teach you what you need to know to ride safely, as well as facilitate the motorcycle licensing process forever. So why not make this move today? Buying a motorcycle will change the life of your butt forever. And when your butt’s doing well, you do well. So don’t delay. Check out a new Honda CB motorcycle today.
- See the Bikes: http://cbr.honda.com
- Learn to Ride: http://learntoride.honda.com
Now is your chance to join a special club. A club of folks who got off their butts, and started riding bikes. The Honda CBR300R and CB300F are perfect for the new rider — and a blast to ride for experienced riders.
Best of all, prices start at just $3,999.
